Paris Hilton is involved in another internet rumor
Paris’s manager, Jason Moore, called Perezhilton from Milan, where Hilton was making an appearance on Friday to promote her fashion line.
He wanted to set the record straight about rumors concerning Paris’ dogs that are floating around the Internets today and are flat-out wrong.
Moore tells us that Hilton’s dogs are very much healthy and are fine.
Nothing happened to them. They were never lost. The story printed today in a gossip rap was completely fabricated.
“Paris loves her dogs,” he adds. “They are her children and are very well taken care of.”
Amy Winehouse Burns Out
It turns out that singer Amy Winehouse’s little bout of “impetigo” is really a case of public self-harming gone infected. Yum, yum! The Sun claims that Amy was smoking in a London restaurant when the trouble began:
The star was asked three times to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban. As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face. A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”
Amy tried to conceal the wound with foundation — but it has now apparently become infected, causing the swelling on her cheek.
Possibly the Britney Spears Sex Tape
So I was emailed saying that this is the Britney Spears sex tape that is rumored to exist but that probably doesn’t exist. I don’t really know how to recognize people very well and everyone kinda looks the same to me but I thought Britney would be fatter and more disgusting smelling. I’d also would have though she would make more barnyard sounda and possibly piss and shit herself and take a break for snacks and drinks. There’s no way a dude would ever go down on her and despite this chick being a lazy fuck, I still call bullshit. There’s no way this is Britney Spears, it’s just some other slut who lets herself get filmed because she thinks no one will see it or because she thinks it’ll make her famous, but watch for yourself and decide because I am usually wrong and based on that logic that means that this is actually Britney. I felt obligated to post it because that’s what I am here for and because her new video is about to drop so I figure drawing more attention to herself being a disaster is good for sales, she’s already Billboard’s Top 3 songs, and the world’s number 1 digital download, proving that insanity does sell records…Britney isn’t crazy she’s just a marketing genius.
Foxy Brown Not Knocked Up
She said this just as an attempt to evade going to jail. Maybe she thought if she lied about being pregnant, she might get out of going to jail. I bet ya, if she could have thought something even worse than telling a lie about being pregnant then she wouldn’t have stopped from telling us a more bizarre story. And this lies to evade going to jail for the mistakes and DUI and drunken driving. Foxy Brown is not pregnant! And that’s all there’s that we’d like to know and after that there’s nothing in that could be said and read about. She looks so finished in this picture, one would feel she been living on the streets ever since.
Charlize Theron Married?
There’s no doubt that the institution of marriage has undergone a major overhaul in the last decade. With issues like same-sex unions and commonlaw spouses, it seems that there are countless new ways to enter into matrimony. And Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend are the latest “married” couple without a certificate or ceremony.
Britney Spears, Kevin Federline in the same room
Britney Spears, Kevin Federline in the same room = LOSERS
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had an impromptu meeting yesterday at the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan who represents Kevin. The meeting was Britney’s idea. She seems to be in panic mode after the VMAs.
Common Guys get a life!!
Vanessa Hudgens Should’ve Kept Her Lingerie On
The latest nude celebrity photo to surface of Vanessa Hudgens is Disney’s equivalent to “the shot heard around the world.”
High School Musical 2, the show that Hudgens stars in, broke a cable record for its premiere. USA Today even went as far as to say that Disney had finally cracked into the big leagues for producing top level programming. Riding off of this success, High School Musical 3 was on the table with a big screen release planned.
Jude Law’s Funny Look
There is such a double standard in Hollywood. Women always have to look their best, and spend thousands of dollars on hair, makeup and wardrobe. But men can get away with fashion murder. Just look at Jude Law.
It seems he pretty much just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was on his floor when the Holiday actor went out for a cup of coffee and cookies. Complete with bed head and an old man cardigan, this stud proves that the clothes do not always make the man.
