Paris Duped By Phony Shaman
Perhaps you stumbled across those pictures of Paris Hilton being blessed by a shaman in yesterday’s Quickies and asked yourself, “Um, what the fuck?” Turns out the guy sporting the third-world beard and robes isn’t really a shaman at all, but an out of work character actor. According to TMZ
Her “guru” that supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor named Maxie Santillan. He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”
Hannah Montana is Pregnant?
Don’t worry kids, you can go to sleep with no worries. ‘Hannah Montana’ star Miley Cyrus is not pregnant.
A nasty rumor surfaced on the net saying that 14-year old Miley told teen magazine J-14 “I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans.”
Miley’s rep and J-14 have dragged the rumor to the dirt, with both releasing statements that it’s not true. J-14’s statement said that someone doctored the page of the magazine which showed the supposed pregnancy.
Kid Rock vs. Tommy Lee Boxing Match Bonus
After Kid Rock bitch slapped Tommy Lee at the MTV VMA awards, the duo were offered $1 million dollars to settle their differences in the ring but they weren’t up for the challenge. Las Vegas entertainment maven Jeff Beacher has just offered them a hefty bonus–”I’ve teamed up with legendary boxing promoter Bob Arum,” Beacher told NY Post, “and now the prize is $5 million.” Wowie, $5 million offer just two hit eachother out of the park is great money the two should grab this offer with both hands and legs and their dick in between to earn $5 million. Kid rock is a skinny little punk who is known for sucker punching people, and then someone jumps in to stop the “fight”. He’s such a pussy. If was a famous as any of the two and had such an offer I’d strike a deal with the other and tell him hey look let’s forget our personal issues for now and get into the ring and share it 50/50. And if he still wouldn’t listen to me then I would tell him watch out, coz the next time I see you on the streets those $5 million are mine, I’ll floor you there and then.
50 Cent Does Porn
Rapper 50 Cent may be having trouble getting up in the record charts to beat his arch nemesis Kanye West. He may stop worrying though as some of his biggest fans are going to help him get up.
The owner of SugarDVD.com, a porn site, has vowed to buy 250,000 units of 50’s new album which would put him in the lead. However, 50 would have to wear a SugarDVD shirt for a whole year. Here’s a bigger catch, he has to wear it in all situations, even if it was to sleep and it was a specially-made SugarDVD footy pajama.
Mischa Barton has nipples, kind of shows them off
Mischa Barton showed up to the Save the Children’s 75th Anniversary Celebration in New York City last night. And apparently her idea of saving the children is showing off her areola in a see-through top. Me, usually, I just break down the doors of burning buildings and pull the children out with my bare hands while curing their cancer.
Britney Spears – Gimme More – VMA
This chick must be nuts or at least under some kind of narcotics
Check her out, Please!
Vanessa Hudgens Should’ve Kept Her Lingerie On
The latest nude celebrity photo to surface of Vanessa Hudgens is Disney’s equivalent to “the shot heard around the world.”
High School Musical 2, the show that Hudgens stars in, broke a cable record for its premiere. USA Today even went as far as to say that Disney had finally cracked into the big leagues for producing top level programming. Riding off of this success, High School Musical 3 was on the table with a big screen release planned.
Jude Law’s Funny Look
There is such a double standard in Hollywood. Women always have to look their best, and spend thousands of dollars on hair, makeup and wardrobe. But men can get away with fashion murder. Just look at Jude Law.
It seems he pretty much just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was on his floor when the Holiday actor went out for a cup of coffee and cookies. Complete with bed head and an old man cardigan, this stud proves that the clothes do not always make the man.
Beyonce Loses Top at Toronto concert Deja Vu
The ORIGINAL, unedited video where Beyonce’s Top goes flying during her performance of Deja Vu
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