Celebrity Rumor

Lindsay Lohan has officially checked out of the Cirque Lodge rehab center that’s been her home for the past 9+ weeks.

The Mean Girls actress was spotted wearing a short black dress as she and her dad, Michael Lohan, hauled out the luggage and loaded up a white Hummer.

So I was emailed saying that this is the Britney Spears sex tape that is rumored to exist but that probably doesn’t exist. I don’t really know how to recognize people very well and everyone kinda looks the same to me but I thought Britney would be fatter and more disgusting smelling. I’d also would have though she would make more barnyard sounda and possibly piss and shit herself and take a break for snacks and drinks. There’s no way a dude would ever go down on her and despite this chick being a lazy fuck, I still call bullshit. There’s no way this is Britney Spears, it’s just some other slut who lets herself get filmed because she thinks no one will see it or because she thinks it’ll make her famous, but watch for yourself and decide because I am usually wrong and based on that logic that means that this is actually Britney. I felt obligated to post it because that’s what I am here for and because her new video is about to drop so I figure drawing more attention to herself being a disaster is good for sales, she’s already Billboard’s Top 3 songs, and the world’s number 1 digital download, proving that insanity does sell records…Britney isn’t crazy she’s just a marketing genius.

Eat your heart out John Mayer! Jessica Simpson was looking stunning last night. She was out in Beverly Hills for a charity event.

The Beverly Hilton was the scene, as the former Newlywed lent her celebrity to benefit the Operation Smile Foundation’s 25th Anniversary Gala. And boy was she smokin!

We are loving where Nicole Kidman’s career is going lately. She’s hotter than ever, and just to prove it, the Others actress showed up at the New Line Cinema Gala Thursday night looking amazing.

The event was to commemorate the company’s 40 years of success in the film industry. And they spared no expense in making it a night to remember.

Britney Spears will release her first music video in more than two years this coming Monday.

The clip – for the song “Gimme More” – will premiere on MTV’s TRL at 3 p.m. ET., a rep for the network confirms to PEOPLE.

Although details about the final version of the video are being kept a secret, Spears, 25, was spotted in costume at a Los Angeles warehouse back in July, reportedly filming a video. Her outfit consisted of a short black dress, black boots and a black hat.

But it is not for certain that the footage from that particular shoot made the final cut that will air on TRL.

In fact, the video will contain footage from two different shoots, sources say.

After an underwhelming performance of the song at the Sept. 9 MTV Video Music Awards, and the ongoing bitter custody battle with ex Kevin Federline playing out in the media, rooting fans will be watching for the singer to make a big splash with the new video.

And, in spite of her travails, Spears has good news from Billboard’s Hot 100 chart this week, where “Gimme More” soared from the No. 68 position last week to No. 3. (It also continues to be the most downloaded song on iTunes.)

A rep for Spears’s record label tells PEOPLE: “Jive is enormously excited about Britney’s new album. We’re confident that it will secure her reputation as one of the great recording artists of her time.” The album is set for release Nov. 13.